ERIC LEACH SCHOOL OF SLUTS ACCEPTANCE LETTER.
Dear ____ _____,
You have been accepted into the Eric Leach School of Sluts.
You have shown that you are able to keep your cool factor when being called a slut.
At the Eric Leach School of Sluts,we will properly teach you how to be a slut be taking a variety of classes that include; Stripping 101, Lap Dancing, How to Remove your Clothes in a Sophisticated Manner,and How to be the best Lay.
-Founder and Co-Founder
Eric Leach and Melody Stewart
WHEN I STILL HAVE THE LETTER OMG.